Archive for July, 2006

Posted on July 29th, 2006 by by

You Sneeze, You Lose

Greetings gentle readers! Wow? Is that the time? I’m going to go ahead and pretend that it has escaped my notice that my little miracle is now officially overdue. I’ve been doing a great job ignoring these pesky contractions, (I practically stopped counting and don’t even know that it’s been FOURTEEN DAYS now since this […]

Posted on July 22nd, 2006 by by

The Littlest Rebel

Greetings, gentle readers! First and foremost I have to extend a huge THANK YOU to each and every one of you for helping to keep me sane this week. Your messages, your emails, your well-wishes and continued support couldn’t be more appreciated! I’ve had so many unexpected smiles this week from so many of you […]

Posted on July 19th, 2006 by by

Dorkline News

*a lonely wind blows* *a roadrunner scuttles by* *a lone tumbleweed ambles past* Yes, dear readers, I am still here. Still waiting. Tick tock. *le sigh* Still having contractions. Still trying all those lovely ‘tricks’ from pressure points to pleasure points. Still nothing. So what does a dork like me do to distract herself once […]

Posted on July 7th, 2006 by by

Southern Exposure

Greetings Earthlings! Let me just start by saying that if you are looking for a blog here that is a humorous tale of humanity on the fringes, you may be disappointed. It is, however, ….a…hmmm..somewhat ‘uplifting’ tale. It is a tale of grocery shopping, moderate perversion, and completely inappropriate laughter. If this intrigues you, by […]

Posted on July 5th, 2006 by by

Dorkline News

Hi, everyone! Fine, and you? Good, glad to hear it. I’m happy to report that not only am I much less sore, I was finally able to tear myself away from my reverie. You see, being that there was a neighborhood-wide contest for well over 48 hours as to whose Boom Stick (anyone who gets […]

Posted on July 3rd, 2006 by by

Turning Point

Leave it to me to find new and interesting ways to mix it up a little bit. I had the next blog brewing away in the old noggin, but then life…..once again….intervened. I would be remiss, dear readers, if I did not share the better part of my afternoon with you. I welcome you to […]

Posted on July 2nd, 2006 by by

Baser Instincts

It happens every year. Something about the 4th of July rolling around kicks off this big ol’ wave of nostalgia. I’m not sure what it’s about, but it never fails. Granted, if you haven’t gathered by now, I’m one of those lucky folks whose inner child is not very far from the surface at any […]