Random Thoughts of a Sleep-Deprived Brain

Greetings gentle readers!

Tired. Tired. Oh, so tired.

Blah blah *insert clever introduction here*

Teething. My angel is teething.
Crabby girl. Oh, so crabby.
Mommy on duty 24/7.
Happy. She is happy for more than 5 minutes with Daddy.
Mommy blogs!
Yay, Mommy!

ZZZzzzzzzzz.

Must hurry.
Time people THERE IS NO TIME!!!!!!
(ahem)

so these are the random thoughts of my sleep-deprived mind:

1) I don’t know about everyone else, but if I ever saw that Allstate dude walking down *my* street, I would turn the hell around and get out of dodge. That guy is a MAGNET for car accidents. Good grief, doesn’t anybody pay attention?!

2) I know what they mean, but I still snicker every time I see an ad for something like Lunesta and one of the side effects is DROWSINESS. I certainly frickin *hope* so!!

3) There is one thing that I will never understand: the *off* switch on Emma’s mobile. Now, I’m not certain exactly how long this wind-up mobile runs each time, but every time I see the *off* switch I gotta wonder….who in the world needs it? “Oh, sweetie, I’d love to let your mobile wind all the way down, but I just don’t have that kind of time.”

I ask you!

Anyway happytime is rapidly morphing into MOMMY GET OVER HERE NOW time, so I will depart for now.

Thank you all for reading

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