small talk
hewwo!
puddin face here for my second blog. yay! mommy is ‘under the weather’ (whatever that means….aren’t we all ‘under the weather?’ we’re certainly not above it!) so i’m taking her place this week. she says no one will mind.
anyway mommy has this icky flu thing. i don’t know what it is but it doesn’t seem like much fun. she keeps complaining about ‘the runs’ which i guess is something that makes her run, from what i’ve observed. the weird thing is, the doctor says i’m protected from it since i have mommy’s milk. so i keep wondering, why don’t we all drink mommy’s milk and then no one needs to get sick? it’s very confusing.
i find a lot of things confusing, in fact.
like, i notice that people put windows on their houses so they can see out. but then they put ‘blinds’ or ‘drapes’ on them so no one can see in. what’s up with that?
and it seems to me that lots of people are carrying some extra baby fat. they get home gyms and exercise and stuff and then they go to the mall and circle around for like 6 hours trying to park as close to the door as possible so they won’t have to walk that far. what’s up with that? i guess it’s only ‘exercise’ if it’s on a machine…?
i spend a lot of time thinking about this stuff. people don’t know.
other than that, i’ve been keeping mommy and daddy busy! i had my first thanksgiving…whatever that was. to me it was just a room full of people i didn’t know getting in my face and trying to take me away from mommy. so far, i’m not a big fan. we’ll have to see. mommy was just all mushy cuz she says i’m what she’s most thankful for. that mommy. she’s such a sap!
–> –> she’s a very devoted mommy though. we do everything together. (except sometimes she goes to this room where water comes out and i don’t like that too much but i’m learning to deal. ya know, gotta roll with it sometimes)
anyway mommy and daddy keep talking about something they are going to do sometime when i’m asleep and .’they aren’t both exhausted’. i don’t know what that is cuz they never say, but it can’t be much fun if i’m not involved! so i make sure my bedtime is no sooner that 2 a.m. and by the time they crash they’re lucky if they can even mutter ‘goodnight’ to each other. but then i will sleep 8 hours so they don’t complain too much (except during the week when daddy has to get up at 6 a.m. for work. daddy’s funny on four hours of sleep. shhh….don’t tell anyone i can add yet.)
anyway i’ll be glad when mommy isn’t ‘running’ anymore and she feels better. i don’t like it when she doesn’t feel good. she’s got this, like, big scary thing on her cheek too that she calls a ‘zit’ i’ve never seen one on her before but it’s like insult to injury at this point when she feels so yucky. i try hard not to stare at but duh….i’m a baby and these things fascinate me!
speaking of which, the vertical blinds have secrets to tell me now so i have to devote some attention to them…..
thank you for looking at my words!
xoxo