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hewwo!
mommy says if people have to wait for her to have time to blog, i’ll be in kindergarten by then, so since i’m so good at typing, it’s my turn again! yay!
let’s see. i’m a ‘big girl’ now, crawling and standing and pulling myself up all over the place. mommy and daddy keep saying how i’m such a ‘fast learner’ and how ‘quickly i pick things up’ and i’m like, well, you know, duh! what else have i got to do all day? practice practice practice!
i’m eating all sorts of new foods now….fruits and veggies and cereal….mommy keeps saying how my diaper changes are a ‘whole nother ballgame’ now. i’m not sure what she means, but some of those faces she makes sure are funny!
one thing i don’t get, like, is how come they have to keep putting all these CLOTHES on me. i mean, i guess it’s fun….kind of like a game. buttons? i know how to undo buttons! snaps? i can do snaps! it’s even fun to take my diapers off when mommy is changing me. sticky tabs? i know how to undo sticky tabs! and so what if i ‘wear’ my socks dangling out of my mouth? they shouldn’t make them so darn tasty if they don’t want people to eat ’em!
and then, like, mommy bought this new ‘crib shield’ whatever that means….for my crib. it has this mesh stuff and it velcros at the top. how fun! i’ve been undoing velcro since i was 4 months old. no problem! silly mommy. she thought it was going to just STAY on there!
i’ve been going more easy on mommy lately since she’s been so tired. i even sleep at night sometimes now! mommy is getting better, too….i’ve trained her well. she used to think that i should be sleeping in the middle of the crib so i have room to spread out. now she knows to put me in the corner where i can cuddle up and get some real sleep! she used to get up and fret all the time about how i was ‘contorting myself’ whatever that means….but now she’s gotten better about it. i mean, hello, i think *I* know what’s comfortable!
let’s see…what else……i guess i’m pretty friendly and like most people. cept this one day we went to that place where sometimes they stick me but everyone always ‘ohhs’ and ‘ahhs’ over me and says ‘she’s getting so big!’ and ‘she’s so cute!’ but anyway this time mommy had to see someone she called ‘dr big hands’ and when he came in i kind of remembered him and mommy said something about my face was like ‘time-lapse photography’ and how i suddenly recognized him and my lower lip pouted out and then i started crying which, like, i don’t normally ever do, and mommy kind of laughed, which was sort of mean, i thought, and said something about him being the ‘first face i ever saw’ and stuff and i was just like whatever mommy but i just remembered i don’t like him!
other than that, we have a nice new place which has all sorts of squirrels and birds and things running around that i can watch all day which is cool. oh but if you talk to my mommy please don’t ever mention directv to her because she gets really squinky. i’m not sure what all happened but there were a lot of screwups and they ‘installed it wrong and had extra fees’ and then we didn’t get all the channels and then it cost more than it was supposed to and they told mommy to just sign up for it and call the next day and they would credit her and then when she called the next day they told her that they would not credit her, whatever that means, since she was ‘willing to pay the higher price’ and mommy said a lot of words she told me never to say and then when our phone people who we ‘bundled’ with tried to talk with mommy with the directv people they were on hold for almost an hour….no kidding….and she canceled and mommy says if she has to deal with anyone from that company again she is going to have a ‘psychic accident’. (i had to ask about the spelling). i’m not sure what that is, but i hope she doesn’t have to have one!
anyway those rubber duckies aren’t going to play with themselves to i am going to stop typing now. thank you for reading my words!
oh and mommy says she is going to put up a few new pictures of me soon. i hope she does. i love looking at pictures of me! mommy says i’m a real ‘diva in the making’. whatever that means!