well, poop
hewwo!
puddin face here. mommy is busy trying to get ready for her mommy (my gramma) to come here to visit….she keeps muttering stuff about being able to ‘eat off the floors’ and that confuses me because duh, you can eat off of ANY floor! silly mommy.
anyway my birfday is coming up whatever that means….all i know is mommy is all weepy lots lately and keeps calling me her ‘baby girl’ and wondering ‘how i got so big’ and i’m like hello, mommy, you’ve been here the whole time! it’s not a secret! i love mommy but she’s weird sometimes
i’ve been busy too learning lots of new stuff…..my favorite new trick is to turn the light on and off, and on and off, and on and off, and on and off. and on. and then offonoffonoffon really fast. it’s fun! luckily i have a light switch near my crib. thanks, mommy!
i know some colors now too and can say lots of mommy’s words in between my own words. mommy can say my words, too….which is really fun. mommy keeps saying she needs to start ‘watching what she says’ and i keep wondering, how can you watch words that you can’t see? i think mommy needs a nap sometimes!
there’s some stuff that still confuses me, though. like if they don’t want us to try to take our diapers off and play with them, why do they put my favorite pooh bear and tigger on them??? and if we’re not supposed to eat things that aren’t food, how come mommy has this stuff called ‘bottom butter’ that smells like cake??? and if i’m supposed to sleep at night, how come it’s the best playtime??? some things just don’t make any sense!
anyway i love to keep mommy on her toes!
like the other day.
we got up and mommy changed my diaper and put me in my crib with some toys while she made the bed. i had some…um…..*stuff* to do, so i did it, like i always do…..but i guess mommy was right and i wasn’t ready for the next size up in diapers. it wasn’t very comfortable for me and it suddenly went all over the place! i didn’t mean to make such a mess but when i went to ‘check the damage’ it got on my leg, and my onesie, and all of a sudden i saw it was all over my toys too! not to mention the spots on my sheets!
all of this took, like, less than a minute, and it was almost worth it to see mommy’s face when she turned around…..boy was she surprised! i was standing there, very calmly, asking for a little help. mommy’s face went all shocked and then she laughed and said ‘oh my gosh!’ gotta love mommy. she thinks just about everything is funny!
as she looked around and realized poop really was everywhere, she said ‘oh, my.’ then when she was done she said ‘well em, i’m not sure what we need most right now… a hose, a match, or a young priest and an old priest!’ i don’t even know what a ‘priest’ is or why anyone would need two of them, but whatever!
so mommy cleaned me up and then stuck me in the high chair and let me watch while she stripped my bed and washed all my buddies! what a fun morning! sometimes you just gotta mix it up a little bit. that’s what i say!
i’m wearing my favorite shirt today! it’s a little ‘tank top’ whatever that means….it’s pink (duh) and says ‘mini diva!’ i’ll have to get mommy to put up a picture of me in it. i love to look at pictures of me. and watch video of me. and mommy always says if you want me to be content for 5 minutes, hand me one of my mirrors! mommy says that’s what being a diva is all about. i’m not sure what she means, but if it’s about me then it must be a good thing!
she says that when i fake cough to get attention, too…..so i’m not sure if she’s joking or not!
everyone keeps saying how ‘clever’ i am, and how i am ‘such a character’. and i’m like, ya know, DUH.
now if you’ll excuse me, i need to go eat off the floor so mommy can see how clean it is!